The Bidding War for Herman Cain Begins

Washington, DC (PRWEB) December 06, 2011

 

He may no longer be in the running for the position of Commander in Chief but Herman Cain doesn’t have to kiss his “presidential” aspirations good bye just yet. Cain has received a job offer he may be well suited for from extra-marital dating site Ashleymadison.com. Should he accept, Cain will be putting his expertise in “ballistics” to good use as Ashleymadison’s President of American Operations. As such, he’d be required to make weekly reports on the status of infidelity in America, as well as advise on PR Campaigns, and conduct media interviews. In exchange for his troubles, the former Godfathers Pizza head will receive a salary of $400,000, coincidentally the same salary he would have received as President of the United States.

According to Ashleymadison.com Founder Noel Biderman, “As soon as Cain entered the campaign trail I knew he was someone our members could relate to. Now that he’s between jobs, I wanted to be the first to make him an offer. We would gladly welcome his ingenuity to one of the world’s fast growing social networks.”

The premier adultery dating site with over 11 million members is currently available in seventeen countries and five languages. According to the offer sent to Cain’s rep, his contract would begin on Jan. 1, 2012 until Dec.12, 2012. Though Biderman has not received a response as of yet, he is eagerly awaiting a call.

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